Sunday, April 13, 2008
Sunday, April 6, 2008
End Times
I hate that my generation and the generations before me are all caught up in the "end times" excuse. It is a bullshit philosophy that has been used continuously throughout time to allow societies to live without thinking or caring about the future. People today believe 2012 is some magic year that is going to change the world and people blindly accept the fact that the world will end that day or god will return... Just like people thought 2000 was going to change everything. Fuck that. 2012 is going to come and the only changes that are going to come are going to come from psychos who will freak out and do something stupid. Obviously, unless I am directly affected by their stupidity, their stupidity may be funny to watch. But really, this shit needs to stop. And hipster culture embracing this idea is just bolstering alchohal sells; when I was a young kid and just begining to look at alternative lifestyles I went thriftshopping because I was anti-consumer and didn't want to further take and wreck the planet. Unfortunately, that same culture I used to somewhat identify with now wears Nike hightops... WTF??!!??? NIKE HIGHTOPS? This is when I know it is time to leave, it is time to venture off somewhere far away. I thought hipster culture came as a response to mainstream values, but instead hipster culture is playing right into mainstream values: just under a different mask. Please, get me out of this country before the jocks selling bullshit brainwash me.
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Fuck you Kurt Vonnegut;
If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don’t have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
Kurt Vonnegut
The word semicolon is an erotic word; the word broken into two conjures two images that inhabit the minds of all those that love the male form, semi and colon. Placing the semicolon in a text is an erotic act; similiar to placing the penis inside of an ass, a reader is overwhelmed with a sense of delight when given a sentence long enough and complicated enough to require a semicolon. A writer feels a sense of power when placing the semi-colon on the page, it is a reminder that writing can be a hobby with a diverse tool kit.
The colon is a nun, the coma a street hooker and the semi colon an escort with a pass to the pentagon. Kurt Vonnegut shows his true colors when he tries to deny the need for the semicolon; basically all my years of reading his work and finding pieces in it that i liked and related to were spent on an enemy. To get rid of the semicolon on the basis that it is a frivilous expression of grammar is a slap in the face to every poem, every whimsical dreamer, to dancing, to fiction, to me... Thankfully Vonnegut is DEAD. Fuck you for thinking you can say we are not allowed frivilous moments; my life is all about frivilous moments, to dwell and let them live through art and to use stylistically frivilous techniques to create the frivilous moments we love so much; tranny hermaphrodites drawing semicolons with chalk in the rain we have speakers playing classical music and I am laying out on a lounge chair drinking whiskey and lighting cigarettes laughing aloud and recounting Vonnegut lost in some war that shouldn't waste so many beautiful history book pages die you lousy old squabbler and let us dance frivously till the stairs fade
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/apr/04/france.britishidentity
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Fuck you Kurt Vonnegut;
If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don’t have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
Kurt Vonnegut
The word semicolon is an erotic word; the word broken into two conjures two images that inhabit the minds of all those that love the male form, semi and colon. Placing the semicolon in a text is an erotic act; similiar to placing the penis inside of an ass, a reader is overwhelmed with a sense of delight when given a sentence long enough and complicated enough to require a semicolon. A writer feels a sense of power when placing the semi-colon on the page, it is a reminder that writing can be a hobby with a diverse tool kit.
The colon is a nun, the coma a street hooker and the semi colon an escort with a pass to the pentagon. Kurt Vonnegut shows his true colors when he tries to deny the need for the semicolon; basically all my years of reading his work and finding pieces in it that i liked and related to were spent on an enemy. To get rid of the semicolon on the basis that it is a frivilous expression of grammar is a slap in the face to every poem, every whimsical dreamer, to dancing, to fiction, to me... Thankfully Vonnegut is DEAD. Fuck you for thinking you can say we are not allowed frivilous moments; my life is all about frivilous moments, to dwell and let them live through art and to use stylistically frivilous techniques to create the frivilous moments we love so much; tranny hermaphrodites drawing semicolons with chalk in the rain we have speakers playing classical music and I am laying out on a lounge chair drinking whiskey and lighting cigarettes laughing aloud and recounting Vonnegut lost in some war that shouldn't waste so many beautiful history book pages die you lousy old squabbler and let us dance frivously till the stairs fade
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/apr/04/france.britishidentity
Monday, March 10, 2008
Britttttttt
For the past 5 years of my life I have had to endure Britney this Britney that. For the past few years her role has been: hipster kids that are supposed to convey themselves as intelligent dance ironically to her in clubs; teenage girls obsess over her; middle age women hate her for being everything they wish they would have been able to do but instead they create a anti-brit stance; middle aged and young straight men jack off to her; and gays want to take her shopping. FUCK THAT. I have always and will continue to hate this bitch. I do not understand why anyone would give her the time of day, especially now with all her in and out of rehab bullshit. Everywhere I turn it seems she is leaping out at me and this must stop.
OK, DIE.
OK, DIE.
Friday, January 25, 1980
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